The consequences that brought the only testicle of the last Austria, knowing that we smoke because of Columbus, demystifying the Dos de Mayo, knowing that Cristina de Borbón was the queen of corruption, surprised with the decoration that Franco planted a communist or the origin of Darwin's obsession with barnacles. The journalist and writer Nieves Concostrina He speaks clearly, vehemently and, above all, with humor of his new book, which is defined from the title: Preterite Imperfecto: stories of the world from the year of the pear until now (The sphere of books).
The author of Small stories of History (The sphere of books, 2009) did not think "crush more people with this issue," as she says. But the publisher asked for a new book and did not "give him time to deliver the novel that he had to deliver," he says. And this is how this funny historical review came about: "They are stories that have been splattered, stories that I liked, that thank me and that I think they can do to others". The "year of the pear" turns out to be that uncertain period in which the Greek mythology is situated. And the first page starts by explaining how Crono "cut the catapults" to Zeus, his father: "The cataplines fell from the sky to the sea … chof … chof … organized a large foam and from there arose a great aunt whom they called Aphrodite "
"All", responds when asked about their favorite stories, but after a brief reflection highlight those that focus on two institutions: the monarchy and the Church. "I like them a lot because that's where they've cheated us the most, which is what I'm most surprised to discover, especially because they keep stories that are very funny," says Concostrina. As for the first, the writer highlights the figure of Fernando VII. "He did everything wrong: a scoundrel, a bitch, a terrible ruler, ruined our freedoms, burdened the Constitution and left us María Cristina de Borbón, the most corrupt queen." And it is not limited to targeting the deceased monarchs, "they continue to receive their commissions, relations with Saudi Arabia are not free. This is so". Of republican ideology, Concostrina makes its diagnosis: "The monarchy will die like the bulls, naturally."
When it is the turn of the Church, the author points directly to the chapter Avignon, whore of the popes, where the financial machinery begins and where celibacy is explained. "Why this effort?" He asks the air. "They did not care that the priests had children as long as they were not recognized, the important thing is that they could not inherit, because that way all the money goes to the Church." At the same time, he speaks openly of cases of pedophilia within the Catholic Church. "They do not give a damn that the priests reach out to the children, you know why, because they already know that hell does not exist. There is no beyond where they will receive a punishment, "and states that religions speak a lot about what human beings are like.
Concostrina addresses, in this way, issues that are still current and makes it clear that this truth without lies is sometimes very hard. "I tell what I think I should tell, who does not like that I do not listen, there is the freedom of each one". Freedom that is very much in danger at this time if it does not stand up to the propaganda of fear, claims along with the humor that emerges in the book, because "as Buenafuente says, laughter is the only way out". This writer does not back down and defends freedom of expression in controversial cases like that of Willy Toledo or Dani Mateo. "I was freer in the eighties than now," he proclaims. "But journalists are so precarious, comedians are so looking for life everywhere, that there is fear of not being able to continue".
This writer has already earned the nickname of discloser of history. Although he warns that he has not discovered anything new, he does bring the reader historical facts that had remained in the academic field. In this way, she brings to light all that they did not tell us in school or in high school. And why did not they do it? "So that we would not find out because they were telling us some milongas about the absolutely amazing kings". This book does not bring morals, Concostrina tells these stories "at your leisure", for those who want to read them, and who does not, well, do not do it.