Monegal's criticism: Pedro Sánchez and Torito's left tit



Right now Tele 5, irritated by the fact that it has been losing its television hegemony for five months, has once again launched the barbecues of Rociito. oh! How much meat of your family are you roasting these days. her daughter, Dew Flowers; his stepsister, Glory Camila; his mother, the great Dew Sworn the extorero Ortega Cano; Tito' Amador'; the 'aunt' Pink; the adjacent kindred, they are even removing the tomb of Peter Carrasco Y Rachel Mosquera he pulls his hair with great delirium.. All this riot of gall, hate, inheritance and viscera that Tele 5 crushes, spreads and pays for is not only petty slum and mean, above all – at least in my neighborhood – it produces us a mixture of rejection and capital tedium.

Hand in hand with my canary flute Papitu, we have tried to find a spark of joy in that fetid ranch that Mediaset produces, and we have found it in that so careless Menorcan called Torito (Quique Jimenez) who collaborates in the program 'Viva la vida'. Theirs is nonsense, a nonsense, a continual carnival buffoonery, but even though it is often a bit tacky, it is at least a harmless mess that makes us laugh.

On Saturday he appeared on the red carpet of the Goya dressed as Penelope Cruz. oh! The picture was of an absolutely unbridled polygonal transvestism. And suddenly she saw Pedro Sanchez and went to him like a shell and said: "Handsome president, handsome! Tell me, is the suit you are wearing yours or is it borrowed??" And the president, who knows that in these cases of surrealist approach it is best to get into the rag, replied: "borrowed!" And immediately afterwards he signed an autograph, on the neckline of the dress, on the left breast of little bull. An autograph that read: "Peter!"that is, like the famous cry of Penelope when he presented the Oscar to Almodovar.

This extravagant moment that I highlight from Tele 5 seems much more interesting to me than all its cannibalism. And, above all, it has served to verify the speed of reflexes of Sanchez: Instead of running from the inevitable, it is better to go with the flow. He has surely read the writings of that English Prime Minister named Benjamin Disraeli when explaining the difference between fatality and catastrophe. run into little bull It can be a fatal misfortune, but trying to escape from it in front of the cameras transforms your escape into a catastrophic image.



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